Carson was looking at my drivers license a few days ago. He started uncomfortably giggling. I asked what was funny. He said "Your license says 'sex' on it." I told him that was asking what gender I was, male or female. Then he started laughing more. He saw the "F" next to sex and thought it meant I had tried to have sex and had failed. I laughed pretty hard at that. Not sure who would have been doing the grading in that scenario.
The other day I was helping Camille go to the bathroom. She was sitting there for some time, nothing happening. Then she said "Poop...takes awhile." Cracked me up!